Geekster Jokester

Yesterday I got an E-mail from one of my online Delta Force: Land Warrior buddies...named the list of viruses. Enjoy this people even if you have no computer humor.

DIFFERENT TYPES OF COMPUTER VIRUSES

• The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking
  for viruses of mass destruction.


• The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk
  and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.


• The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO
  memory


• The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and
  re-counting


• The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old
  floppy


• The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your
  computer, then
  e-mails everyone about what it did


• The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files,
  leaves, but will be back


• The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes


• The Oprah Winfrey Virus -Your 200GB hard drive shrinks to
  100GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350GB


• The Ellen Degeneres Virus -Disks can no longer be inserted


• The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your
  processor doesn't care


• The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files


• Last but not least The Lorena Bobbitt Virus Reformats your hard drive
  into a 3.5 inch floppy...then discards it through Windows(can someon please tell me who this bobbit person is?)