THE REALITY SHOW

Someday...I'll plan a talent based reality show for people who want to be famous for a few minutes and walk around with an unachieved sense of accomplishment.
Heres the format people...

JUDGES

Anonymous British Bastard (ABB) - I don't care if this person's really from Britian or not, as long as they would be able to pull off a cockney accent while belittling someone and stomping their unrealistic dreams, you're hired!

Very Sympathetic Female (VSF)- This woman has to say "awwwwwww" to every loser who attempts to become "famous", even if they look like a horse, sound like a flat tire and move like a prostethic limb.

Semi-on the verge of being a loser guy (SOVBLG)- This guy is almost there with most of the contestants, the only thing holding him back from losing his last minute of fame is his stint in a ridiculous 80's sitcom or music career.

The Guest Judge (TGJ) - I'd pick the most humiliated individaul on the show that afternoon and allow them free reign to crush the dreams all incoming talent just as theirs had been crushed.

Maybe I'd call my show "the RECIPE"