THE REALITY SHOW
Heres the format people...
Very Sympathetic Female (VSF)- This woman has to say "awwwwwww" to every loser who attempts to become "famous", even if they look like a horse, sound like a flat tire and move like a prostethic limb.
Semi-on the verge of being a loser guy (SOVBLG)- This guy is almost there with most of the contestants, the only thing holding him back from losing his last minute of fame is his stint in a ridiculous 80's sitcom or music career.
The Guest Judge (TGJ) - I'd pick the most humiliated individaul on the show that afternoon and allow them free reign to crush the dreams all incoming talent just as theirs had been crushed.