Wednesday, July 26, 2006

THE REALITY SHOW

Someday...I'll plan a talent based reality show for people who want to be famous for a few minutes and walk around with an unachieved sense of accomplishment.
Heres the format people...
JUDGES
Anonymous British Bastard (ABB) - I don't care if this person's really from Britian or not, as long as they would be able to pull off a cockney accent while belittling someone and stomping their unrealistic dreams, you're hired!

Very Sympathetic Female (VSF)- This woman has to say "awwwwwww" to every loser who attempts to become "famous", even if they look like a horse, sound like a flat tire and move like a prostethic limb.

Semi-on the verge of being a loser guy (SOVBLG)- This guy is almost there with most of the contestants, the only thing holding him back from losing his last minute of fame is his stint in a ridiculous 80's sitcom or music career.

The Guest Judge (TGJ) - I'd pick the most humiliated individaul on the show that afternoon and allow them free reign to crush the dreams all incoming talent just as theirs had been crushed.

Maybe I'd call my show "the RECIPE"

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Promises....

Days ago I made a promise that I intend to keep

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Zidane speaks...

After the Headbutt by Zidane into the chest of the Italian Defender, lip readers all over the world were trying to decipher what he had said. Today the New York Times ran an article online about what had happened during the game based on an interview given by Zidane on French television.

I say whatever happened...Matzarati or whatever his name was should have been knocked out cold instead....

Monday, July 10, 2006

Player of Relativity?

Newly released letters from Einstien's family's collection have shown him to be quite the ladies man; at one time having as many as six different women with which he was communicating...while married. Who would have thunk? Good Scientist....Bad Husband? You decide...

Sunday, July 09, 2006

CopaMundial

I suppose everyones happy that Italy won the final world cup against France because a great majority of France's team were black or from a minority group, it's an observation.


By the way...Zidane, man he messed it up real bad in the the end but who knows what the Italian player might have said to him....maybe somewhere down the line people might learn that he deserved the headbutt to the chest. I still do believe that sometimes you have to let somethings go and thats something Zidane could have done but didnt have to.

Monday, July 03, 2006

blurb

I remember when I lost my mind myself...
there was nothing so special about that day.
It was a brief and momentary lapse of sanity
....W E I R D...true

Can I Have It Like That?

Can I have life without worries?
can I have life without troubles?
Can I have life without lunatics?
Can I have life without unwanted surprises?
Can I have life without struggles?
Can I have life without pain?
Can we all have a life without darkness?
...then wouldn't that be death?

a thought

It's refreshing to know a true friend always believes in you...no matter what.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Rhyme King


Who can deny that Nas is the best rapper behind the best... B.I.G?

Track Title: WE MAJOR
Album: Kanye West's "Late Registration"
Nas' section


I heard the beat and I ain't know what to write
First line, should it be about the hos or the ice?
Four-four's or black christ? Both flows would be nice
Rap about big paper or the black man's plight
At the studio consol, asked my man to the right
What this verse sound like, should I freestyle or write?
He said, Nas, what the fans want is Illmatic, Stillmatic
Picked up the pad and pencil and jotted what I feel
Been like 12 years since a nigga first signed
Now I'm a free agent
And I'm thinking it's time
To build my very own Motown
Cuz rappers be deprived of executive 9 to 5s
And it hurts to see these companies be stealing the life
And I love to give my blood sweat and tears to the mic
So y'all copped the LPs and y'all fiends got dealt
I'm Jesse Jackson on the balcony where King got killed
I survived the livest niggas around
Lasting longer than more than half of you clowns
Look, I used to cook before I had the game took
Either way my change came like Sam Cooke.

The Welcomed end

Ahh....its over for England from the World Cup and not meaning to sound like a bonified hater; I am well pleased. yeah...they had hope and talent but there were other teams that had more talent than England but didn't make it because it just wasn't their time.

Throughout the world cup I've been rooting for teams that were a majority black regardless of what corner of the world they were from....these teams were mostly underdogs and their players represented a portion of their countries that were marginalized and sidelined but glorified during sporting events like the World Cup.

Ecuador, Ghana, Togo etc....though its unfortunate that most of the teams that I'd cheered for didn't make it... theres still one team a lot of people might identify with that I also like; although I wouldn't classify Brazil as an Underdog but they do fit my criteria.