Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Donald gone?

You've heard it... its all over the place. Donald Rumsfeld leaving his post because of calls from just about every person and organization for his resignation. Well, anyhow he's gone now and shame to all of you people but like I heard Bob Marley say "whenever one door closes another one opens.


Following his resignation today, Mr. Rumsfeld was hired by the Crips Gang organization as the 'Secretary of Offense'. When asked by journalists why Mr. Rumsfeld had been appointed Secretary. D'Brickhard Ronnieriques, press secretary of the Crips organization replied... "we need someone who can crush the opposition for little or no reason, hell even if they aren't opposition. We need to bring cruelism back, just like Justin Timberlake claimed to have brought sexy back. This is the crips gotdang it not the salvation army." He then proceeded to make a total of 55 hand gestures that left the audience bedazzled.

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