Facebook etiquette

If you've ever been on Facebook...you might have noticed the following.

1. Girls do the most ridiculous things in pictures just so they'll look cool on Facebook.

2. Too many girls have been calling their albums "Bringing Sexy Back", thats a lie.

3. Thanks to Facebook, almost every girl now has a digital camera and will take a picture almost any gotdang where.

But enough of that for now, some of my "Facebook" pet peeves are as follows:

1. Don't take a gotdang picture of yourself over 50 times at different angles. Nobody wants to see your face that many times; and if you're going to take a picture of yourself with your hand sticking out showing that you took that gotdang picture... DON'T HAVE HAIRY ARMS.

2. Be yourself...pleassssee. You don't have to smile in every picture, bend your back, pucker your lips or do some obscene sexual gesture when you know you don't mean it; and whats with stupid people telling me to smile all the time in a picture? what if I just got my gotdang toe stepped on? fyuck am I suppose to smile about?

3. STOP THROWING GANG SIGNS IN YOUR PICTURES: gang signs were only cool in the 90's when really violent/ignant mofos flaunted them. Why the hell are some people so slow to catch up?

4. Add a few naked pictures please... Mark Zuckerberg doesn't care anymore, He already made his money.